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Old 02-06-11, 11:54 AM
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Two drunks are sitting at a table,one says if i went to your house and gave your wife one and she got pregnant would that make us related ? the other guy thinks for a while and says no,but it would make us even.

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I liked it!

I heard a terrible one yesterday, and apologies to any redheads out there for this one (I have a red beard so it's kind of alright for me to write this one up I think).

What do you call a woman on a ginger mans arm?

A tattoo.

Meh. Wasn't that good on reflection.

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I liked it!

I heard a terrible one yesterday, and apologies to any redheads out there for this one (I have a red beard so it's kind of alright for me to write this one up I think).

What do you call a woman on a ginger mans arm?

A tattoo.

Meh. Wasn't that good on reflection.
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LOL I suppose we (redheads) kinda deserve that for all the blonde jokes we toss about.

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It is pretty funny and interesting! thanks for your sharing!
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Made me smile!

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