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Old 14-06-10, 01:26 PM
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sorry about heading should have been a writer for the sun anyway just off down the gym ,waiting for the call from england manager i use to be quite a good goalkeeper in infant school

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A professor has found after extensive research that there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.
There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches when erect.
The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.
Could all men within the UKwith extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.
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A professor has found after extensive research that there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.
There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches when erect.
The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.
Could all men within the UKwith extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.
I like that quote, some of them have small Brains as well, lol.

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I trust this research is Europe wide? as there are flags everywhere and some of the flags on German cars are huge.. what does that mean?

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I trust this research is Europe wide? as there are flags everywhere and some of the flags on German cars are huge.. what does that mean?
ze german has a velly small villy
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Best one I've heard so far, wish I knew who to attribute it to:

"Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will be flying the England flag at Number 10 for the duration of the tournament. Well, I suppose it is a council house..."

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Best one I've heard so far, wish I knew who to attribute it to:

"Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will be flying the England flag at Number 10 for the duration of the tournament. Well, I suppose it is a council house..."
LMAO, that is brilliant!! I might steal that quote if i may!!

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"Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will be flying the England flag at Number 10 for the duration of the tournament. Well, I suppose it is a council house..."

HOW RUDE:-)

Listen I have been looking forward to this world cup for four years now...only to have it utterly ruined by those TWATS with the 'orns' that is not the twat with the 'orn,' but those TWATS, NUMBNUTS,NUMBSKULLS, with the 'orns' Zulu venuuzubba's or whatever the bl00dy things are called.

ITV advertisers that have booked this month are breaking the contracts, players hate them, crowd (anyone other than a seeth afrikan) hate em, I hate the bl00dy things, my wife hates em, my Mother hates em, Jeremy Vine hates em, Becks hates em....and so on and so forf.

Thank you you morons of Seeth Afrika for ruining a football world cup. T0%%ERS the lot of you,m and to cap it all we have a ruddy goalie who just graduated from a village team...'idiots inc United.'

I take it you get the gist I dont not like the horns?

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"Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will be flying the England flag at Number 10 for the duration of the tournament. Well, I suppose it is a council house..."

HOW RUDE:-)

Listen I have been looking forward to this world cup for four years now...only to have it utterly ruined by those TWATS with the 'orns' that is not the twat with the 'orn,' but those TWATS, NUMBNUTS,NUMBSKULLS, with the 'orns' Zulu venuuzubba's or whatever the bl00dy things are called.

ITV advertisers that have booked this month are breaking the contracts, players hate them, crowd (anyone other than a seeth afrikan) hate em, I hate the bl00dy things, my wife hates em, my Mother hates em, Jeremy Vine hates em, Becks hates em....and so on and so forf.

Thank you you morons of Seeth Afrika for ruining a football world cup. T0%%ERS the lot of you,m and to cap it all we have a ruddy goalie who just graduated from a village team...'idiots inc United.'

I take it you get the gist I dont not like the horns?

Mike
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