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Hi to all you people, it appears to be quite dark in here but that maybe 'cos I am new and cannot find the light switch.
I am in Milford on sea, but I am not going to tell you it is pretty or anything 'cos we get quite crowded out with grockles ( Sorry to you grockles, that means holiday makers) Yes we are near the sea down South and from the beach you can see the Needles and no, they never belonged to Cleopatra, I am talking about the ones they stuck on the west coast of the Isle of Wight,
You may notice I write with a certain "flair" all done with the middle finger of my right hand, this particular finger (oh that's to indicate I am not a typist so take longer than normal) is also used to denote my disatifaction to other people, sorry I digress I was going to tell you about my web site, but at this stage I ain't allowed to tell them to you.

Hello Boiler

If it helps, this forum doesn't tend to zoom by so fast that typing speed becomes an issue. It's more of a nice gentle amble along.

You'll be able to post weblinks once you've made ten posts, it's just an anti-spam measure to make sure we only have links from people who put time into using the forum. Meanwhile, you could tell us a little bit about what you do?

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Now far be it from me (but would you like to rephrase that) like,,,er,,,where do I put it

Milford on sea? That must be in France?

lol grockles! I can sympathise, being in the Midlands, and living in Stratford, we get Northerners, Southerners and coachloads of Japanese tourists, plus its spring onion picking time, so lots of Eastern Europeans as well (the brits are to busy on benefits)

So then me old boiler, what is it you do, as we are now dying of anticipation

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Welcome along, boiler.

There is another member from the New Forest area that has just joined.

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Welcome boiler, what u want ask freely

Hello and welcome.

Website is..........?

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Well my little off-roader friend, you must have gone so fast you missed us, never mind go slower 'cos we is only a little village of about 20,000.
Fancy asking what I do, for a start off i get older as the days go by, then my thingy!! you know boiler! that should give you a clue, by the way I retired 7 years ago, but still self employed, in boiler servicing, repairs and so on.
I just knew it, I've let you down, you thought I was some high flying fat cat executive come to join th elite.
Never mind even the low life like me has to live.

No you got it wrong, where was I when you snapped me??

Sorry I haven't done 10 thingy's so I am not allowed to tell you cos they might think I am spamming!!
On the other hand I don't know how to do 10 thingy's, so I probably will never be able to let you know.
I write my replies to you so you do not think me rude by not replying, also I wnt to express my thanks to those that do reply. FRED