Made me smile anyway

Cant take credit for this - sent to me by my old boss -

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker
tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped
home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for
just 100.'

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They
come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back
some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the
elderly'.

The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take
the risk.'

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Clive

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