The 11th Husband...

Got sent this from the mother in law

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle, I'm still a Virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services, he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration, he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing, although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist, all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector, all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the GOVERNMENT, this time I know I'm gonna get screwed."

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oh my word im crying lol - thats so funny!

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