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Old 11-11-11, 09:21 PM
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Default Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your
self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't agree stick your head in the sand and take a deep breath!


If you can read this - thank a teacher! If you can read this in English thank a soldier!!!

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Way to go Bill !!! 10/10

Actually agree with all of them, but here's my favorites

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Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your
self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you can read this - thank a teacher! If you can read this in English thank a soldier!!!
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Great post Drian (saw Steve's link to it on twitter). Agree with you Steve but will add #10 too. TV and celebritism is taking over people's perspective of what is real!

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Thanks Wampit.

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wonderful speech by Bill Gates ^.^

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Great post

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Should be standard reading for all teen-agers. Will share this with my daughter. Thanks.

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Which is why he's a cracking role model and a billionnaire

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