Adult Riddles

Can I get away with these on here?


Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgas_ and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!

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Dr Ian Smith Internet Marketing Consultant offering small business website packages, seo packages & online website builder

I'm guessing you're having a relaxed Friday

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Comedy Club tonight !!!!! Can't beat a good laugh eh?

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Jealous, Haven't been in ages

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And why not? What's your excuse?
Seriously, I've always found comedy clubs a terrific source of inexpensive entertainment and relaxation. On a good night, each belly-laugh might only cost 10 pence !!!!!

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Well they've just tickled my fancy for a Friday afternoon lol
Ta ever so...

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A 2 year old and a 6 month old Need sleep first, then comedy
Magnify B is back in the house! Hello stranger

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