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Old 13-10-11, 10:56 PM
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Default The Ghost of Gloria Gaynor.

Woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid then I was petrified.

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Old 14-10-11, 08:30 AM
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and Fridays award goes to....

Glad to have you aboard Mike, seen you around various other places. Looks like you've tuned straight into our mentality
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wow , this is your special story ?
Although British humor doesn't translate quite so well
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and Fridays award goes to....

Glad to have you aboard Mike, seen you around various other places. Looks like you've tuned straight into our mentality


Although British humor doesn't translate quite so well
Hi Steve,

Yes we met last week at the Stratford show and I said I'd sign up. I was going to post something onto the thread you created about the show but as I have less than 10 posts I can't just yet!

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Yes we met last week at the Stratford show and I said I'd sign up.
Ah ha! I knew the name was familiar Yup Jonathon put on a good show.
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and Fridays award goes to....

Glad to have you aboard Mike, seen you around various other places. Looks like you've tuned straight into our mentality
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wow , this is your special story ?

Although British humor doesn't translate quite so well
Together it's a classic.
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LOL, good one

I'm not a fan of blonde jokes, but this one was rather good

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead escape from prison and are running from the cops. They see three potato sacks and decide to hide in them. A cop comes past and starts to kick each potato sack one by one.

He kicks the sack the brunette's hiding in, and she goes "meeow".
He then kicks the sack the redhead's hiding in, and she goes "woof".
He then kicks the sack the blonde's hiding in and she goes "potato".

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I expect this will start a run of blond jokes now. Better go sort out my best ones!

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lol ah shucks, what have I done
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What job does a blond get in an M&M factory?

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A blonde, while walking down the street spots her best friend (also a blonde) on the other side of the street, "Hey! what you doing over there?" she shouts to her friends across the road.. "I'm not over there... you are!" her friend shouts back.. and so it begins
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