The Ghost of Gloria Gaynor.

(Sigh.. I'm gna be hated for this one )

A woman goes for a drive in the country. She stops at a farm and watches a farmer in the field with his sheep. She walks up to him and says, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your field, can I have one?".

The farmer thinks about it and says its ok. She looks around at the sheep and finally comes up with a number. The startled farmer looked at her, puzzled, but let her choose her sheep.

As she was about to leave with her prize, the farmer stops her and says, "If I can predict your real hair color, can I have my dog back?".

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