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Old 30-09-11, 07:20 AM
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then consider one of these...

Gents Hairdressers ..........Shortback & Sydes
Window Cleaner..............Seymour Day & Son
Confectioner...................Annie Seedball
Plumber..........................W.C. Plugg
Travel Agent..................I.Jacking
Solicitors.......................Soakem, Soakem & Soakem
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Turf Accountant..............Robin Mee
Chemist.........................Penny sillin
Dentist..........................I.Pullem
Health Farm...................Jim Nastick
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lol you have too much time on your hands!

You can tell its Friday
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In the village that I grew up in there was Butchers the bakers

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My personal fave was a Doctor i used to insure .....

Dr De'ath - hmmm didnt inspire confidence lol
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My personal fave was a Doctor i used to insure .....

Dr De'ath - hmmm didnt inspire confidence lol
Yikes! Lol..

Like the gardener Theresa Green...
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I wonder if there's an artist out there called Dee Sinah
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I wonder if there's an artist out there called Dee Sinah
oooo, I know a Dee Sinarhrt
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Seymour Day & Son - brill..

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Like the gardener Theresa Green...
I'll confess to only just getting that one

Lowering the tone a bit, there's a white van I see regularly around my town, "Doggy Style - Mobile Grooming"
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I'll confess to only just getting that one

Lowering the tone a bit, there's a white van I see regularly around my town, "Doggy Style - Mobile Grooming"
As much as it sticks in your mind, 'some people' might not want the neighbours to see that van parked on their driveway -


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