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Old 07-09-11, 11:52 AM
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I used to work in a factory making mirrors
-something I always saw myself doing

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Its not even worth a groan !!!!
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Date rape Drug Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."


It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

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hdm C- must try harder

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Oh really Mr. Admin?....hm. But the first one was smarter than the one you have assigned an A+. Neway..Hi to all.

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hdm, I think you have a fan club
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Mr admin you've natural sense of humor, you're being satirical though. What I liked is your mind-smashing approach to euphemism.

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....Exactly....but he is admin after all.

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....Exactly....but he is admin after all.
Quite frankly I am very important

I have no idea what you are talking about, too many big words, but I'm sure you speak a lot of sense
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