More Tiger Humor - all in fun - hey, he did it!

Twas the night of Thanksgiving & out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a 9 iron & wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone # was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, & the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up & confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ w/Holly, & Jaimee, & Cori,
With Joselyn, & Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ & beggin' & pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid, then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!