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Old 12-04-11, 05:26 PM
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Talking 40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful *******s should remember fairies are female.....
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The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful *******s should remember fairies are female.....
Good story but not sure all fairies are female .............

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lol, something you are trying to tell us?
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lol, something you are trying to tell us?
I dare not get into it!

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Excellent, that brightened my day.
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I dare not get into it!
Lol!
that made me laugh just as much as the joke ;3
I wouldn't Dare get into that either male fairies tehehehehe,

Nice one Steve!

I had a really good blonde joke to be honest, forgot it though!
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Helpful lesson for all the husbands.
It was great steve.
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lol just passing through don't want anything to discuss. I just want to say I love the story and it made me laugh a lot!

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