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02-06-10, 07:04 AM
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Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.” Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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02-06-10, 05:27 PM
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lol got my vote
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03-06-10, 04:15 PM
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Good one
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03-06-10, 05:56 PM
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hahaha i love it!
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14-06-10, 03:45 PM
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Management Training
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world..' Poof! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
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03-01-11, 10:04 AM
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04-01-11, 11:21 AM
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Love them.
That second one couldn't be more true. I wont agree or disagree with the first one..as I am way too conservative. 
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