Oh no...its the bacon tree.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the US, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says ...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, they see a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, with Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he shouts back to Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe ... go back amigo, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis mio amigo ... what ees it? "

"Pepe - go back! Ees not bacon tree.



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ees a ham bush...."

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