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11-05-10, 09:02 AM
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A couple of quick ones... the rest are toooo rude..
I've just come out of the 'chippy' with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'. I told him 'I wish I had your will power'
Paddy is walking down the road eating a bag of doughnuts, Murphy meets him and says 'if I can guess how many doughnuts you have in the bag, can I have one?’. Paddy said 'if you can guess how many doughnuts are in there you can have both of them'. Murphy says 'Four'. 
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12-08-10, 11:26 AM
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Haha!
I got them both instantly  I have one, it's a little dirty though.. I'll take the risk (Goodbye all if I get the banhammer)  How do you know when a Blonde is having a really bad day? .. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear and can't seem to find her pencil.
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12-08-10, 01:58 PM
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Shocking!
We may have to send the boys round....
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12-08-10, 02:16 PM
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