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Old 28-04-10, 08:45 AM
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The Pakistani having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an Indian, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Indian: "You Pakistani folk eat the whole bread??"

Pakistani (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In India , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan ." The Indian has a smirk on his face.

The Pakistani listens in silence.

The Indian persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Pakistani: "Of Course."

Indian: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan ."

After a moment of silence, The Pakistani then asks: "Do you have sex in India ?"

Indian: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Pakistani: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Indian: "We throw them away, of course."

Pakistani: "We don't. In Pakistan , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to India ."
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That's really a funny one .

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Very good. Any more where that one came from?

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Very good. Any more where that one came from?
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Excellent, keep the jokes coming!

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