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Old 09-02-11, 01:06 PM
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and I quote.....
"but it's quite fact nearly how I bang you."
"it isnt anything contrasting to any other web diplomatist merchandising a fluid."

I have no idea where they are getting their English translation from but doubt its the Oxford English Dictionary!
God bless babel fish

I wonder what it was they thought they were saying? Or maybe better not knowing
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Got to say though for entertainment value I do get a chuckle out of some of them!

Got 2 notifications via email last night (posts already deleted I think!) that tickled me and I quote.....
"but it's quite fact nearly how I bang you."
"it isnt anything contrasting to any other web diplomatist merchandising a fluid."

I have no idea where they are getting their English translation from but doubt its the Oxford English Dictionary!

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was a bit slow on that one...

Right that's it, come here credit meister
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LOL They are everywhere. Believe me. It's all just to raise post count so they can get their sigs. There are literally spam teams out there.

One with the idiots you must be if thinking you are that no one will catch you. (tried, can't get my voice to croak lol)
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Go get those spammers.

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I know - it's really frustrating. I have two personal blogs and they get inundated with automated rubbish from blatant auto-submission tools. What a waste of time - I simply can't believe the users of these tools actually think any blogger in their right mind would allow this kind of nonsensical drivel on their blog.

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I know - it's really frustrating. I have two personal blogs and they get inundated with automated rubbish from blatant auto-submission tools. What a waste of time - I simply can't believe the users of these tools actually think any blogger in their right mind would allow this kind of nonsensical drivel on their blog.
Its quite simple to explain. Some find "logical explanations" for it, but it boils down to one thing. backlinks. Most times its just to get ahead and make sure they stay ahead, but to create that many thousands of links a day, they can't do it on their own. Most times its a service they provide for other people with site in impossible to top niches, and doing it this way is the only way around it.
They also then have to create more than the norm in case they lose links because their comments were deleted as spam.

lol its a dark murky underworld out there.
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Yep backlinks. Aren't many a forum becoming donotfollow though?

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Yep. But even they don't worry about nofollow and dofollow. A link is a link, as long as its placed and linking back. Its the same as we would do, making sure there is a godd balance between the two, the kick it into overdrive, and make thousands of spammy links daily. Some let there computers and "software" run all night working through lists scraped from the net.
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Yep. But even they don't worry about nofollow and dofollow. A link is a link, as long as its placed and linking back. Its the same as we would do, making sure there is a godd balance between the two, the kick it into overdrive, and make thousands of spammy links daily. Some let there computers and "software" run all night working through lists scraped from the net.
It is damn annoying though.

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