If your here to spam, then you will be banned...

[sjr4x4]

Had to ban quite a few users recently.

If you want to spam, then you will get banned.

If you have an overwhelming desire to do a sales pitch or a moderator or myself deems a post as a sales pitch, then use the blantant sales pitch folder, or we will move it there.

If you are repeatedly just doing sales pitches, then your not here to contribute to the forum.

Anyone who spams multiple threads will be banned without argument.

If you spot a spammer and looks like we have missed it, or you have a problem with comments in a particular thread, then select the "report post" (red triangle in the right hand corner of the post).

[anita1johnstone]

I have just posted what could be conidered by some as a sales pitch.............
perhaps.........
I am not too sure.
I am trying to find some like minded people who want to use local resources, rather than large corporate chains.
I am starting here, as I found it in a search for local business listings.
If I can provide services to locals and use local services when required I will be a happier person.
Anita

[sjr4x4]

Your fine Anita. Unfortunately in this dark world of the internet, we get some hit and run spammers from time to time who bombard all the threads with rubbish.

Our anti spam defences are pretty good, but occassionally the little Yodas break through

[Kevin.Wiles]

Im going to spam but with useful posts

[Kip FX Design]

haha, japanese spam!

[fitz2kleen]

Why do i get the urge to sing
''SAM you know I love SPAM ''

sowwy
Marc
Cilla Black eat ya heart out

[TRENA FITZ2KLEEN]

see what u done now steve letting him loose with the account

you thought u were confused before....

trena

[sjr4x4]

ahh we all love the Monty Python spam song Stavros and Garde sing it all the time!

[TRENA FITZ2KLEEN]

oh please... dont encourage him

[Martina Newton Art]

I'm with you on the wish to use local services

[SMART H&S Solutions]

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

[nickora]

Originally Posted by sjr4x4

Had to ban quite a few users recently.

If you want to spam, then you will get banned.

If you have an overwhelming desire to do a sales pitch or a moderator or myself deems a post as a sales pitch, then use the blantant sales pitch folder, or we will move it there.

Rather similar looking post...If your here to spam, then you will be banned... - guess they had the same thing to say lol

[sjr4x4]

Originally Posted by nickora

Rather similar looking post...If your here to spam, then you will be banned... - guess they had the same thing to say lol

Imitation is the best form of flattery!!

Actually the culprit is Mr Stavros who is in the process of launching his job seekers forum.

Oiii Mr Stavros, write your own content!

[nickora]

Originally Posted by sjr4x4

Oiii Mr Stavros, write your own content!

in the words of Bart Simpson: "Kick his ass seabass!"




(causeI couldnt think of an intellect to quote i feel embarrased now)

[Stavros]

did you find that via google as all of the faq\rules n guidelines should have a no follow.

I dont call it theft I call it creative collaboration. rate my site ring any bells.

[nickora]

I was looking at your site in rate my site and noticed it thats all. and yes i noticed you added an extra line on yours too... creative collaboration and improvement! ooh arent you impressive! lol

i think a lot of websites rules, regs, terms of conditions etc nowadays come from other sources

[Stavros]

In its previous incarnation fo the forum I was getting spammed left right and centre and I needed a quick solution to combat it.

so I had a word with Stevey R about some code addtions and I nicked his RNR at the same time.
I have just been so swamped since Xmas I forgot to author my own.

So I thank you with a slanted smile as you have jogged my memory to replace it but adversely you have also added another item to my to do list.

[nickora]

Oh gosh, i didnt mean to make a mountain out of a mole hill, im sure it makes no difference at all if you copy a little bit of anti spam code, esp if its not even indexed in google, means nothing and accomplishes the desired goal.

anyway, i totally appreciate the forum spam stuff, ive started and closed a few forums in my time simply because of spam. it gets to be such a joke! much better to help each other out once in a while.

[sjr4x4]

Originally Posted by nickora

Oh gosh, i didnt mean to make a mountain out of a mole hill

lol any opportunity to wind up stavros is worth it

Touch wood, our anti spam measures seem to be holding up, main prob is 1 post link dumpers, "hello I'm new, now buy my tat at tat.com" But self promo's are normally obvious. Turn a blind eye if they do some posting...

[nickora]

Ive never really understood the benefit of the one post wonders, are they just testing if they can get a sig link without taking part in a community? do they really think people are that stupid they are really going to click a viagra link you put in a business forum that people access from work all day long?

[I4Visual]

This made my day!
It even made my morning, evening and spam.
It's a long Quote so.. Sorry
Scroll down faster.

Originally Posted by SMART H&S Solutions

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!